I’m just saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah busy
When did it happen? When did such a travesty against humankind take place? When did aioli replace tomato sauce as the go-to accompanying condiment for hot chips? I know there [...]
corporate speak
99% of all Australians won’t read this
Today someone brought KFC chips onto the bus. That motherfucker. The worst was that he was doing that surreptitious eat-out-of-the-bag, thinking that no one noticed. But WE [...]
The Official Dictionary of Management Speak and Office Jargon
Have you ever just wished for once, just once, you could know how loud you are when you blow your nose? Seriously, it’s like one of life’s little mysteries. [...]
That time I was a dictator…erghm I mean Fire Warden
Awkward moment today when I was unknowingly elected Fire Warden for the Yellow Area on our floor. You see apart from the requisite training and fulfilling my duties of [...]
THE ESCAPE KEY 