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  • How to leave investment banking

    I passed my probation! (Sometimes I just wish it would be socially acceptable and not viewed as egotistical at all to have a 25-piece marching band complete with 15-person dancing troupe who could krump, following me around, playing celebratory [...]
  • Gyrating Mechanical Arseload Tank-tops (GMAT)

    Guess what!? I’m baaaaaaaaaaaack! Time to call off the 200 German Shepherd search party led by the 3 not 4 star Army General, because I’m back bitches! [Sigh! It’s times like these that I really wish that I were famous and/or relevant enough [...]
  • Lessons from an expert level social media stalker

    So I’ve been looking for a photographer [ok, ok so I’ve been looking for a wedding photographer but be warned that this is not going to turn into some wedding blog about my wedding journey complete with click-through links to my non-existent [...]
  • I did it! I quit investment banking and I’m free!

    I had the weirdest dream last night. I woke up, got dressed for work and went to work, but when I arrived there, I was seated at a new seat, at a new desk, in a new office….in a totally new job! How awesome is that!?! Then to add to that, I had [...]
  • Getting real with my addiction to trashy television

    Have you ever looked at an article that’s titled something like “You Won’t Believe What She Said” and internally say to yourself “[rolling eyes] urgh that’s so lame because it’s so obviously click bait”. But then you proceed to click [...]

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Bye 2017, HEEEEELLLLLOOOO 2018! Holidays are awesome and all but super pumped to be at work again 💁🏾‍♀️ #neverthoughtidsaythat #youcanhateme #teamv Rare sighting of me in bathers...but wearing a @kmartaus $10 bikini top in Cabo was just too good 💁🏾‍♀️ #bellyfulloftacos #kmartlove #kmartincabo Going to win the internet with this #wunderlust 🙄coffee flat lay☕️😏 But seriously Guatemalan coffee is 👌🏾#angles #coffeeflatlay 3000m high, 8 hours of walking, 5 classic stacks onto my bum 🤦🏽‍♀️ #dontbefooledbythatsmile #stillsore Intricate hand weaving by our host grandfather in Guatemala 🇬🇹 #handmadeiswellmade #guatemala The beautiful colours of the woven cape worn by the women in Zinacantan. Every year the women get to chose what colour everyone is meant to wear 💁🏾‍♀️💁🏾‍♀️💁🏾‍♀️ #bossbitches #wearmycolour #pinkfridays Dressed as a woman of Chiapas in Mexico, smiling like an anime character 🤦🏽‍♀️ #why #thingsnottodoinphotos #thinkingofsunshine Emerging from a Mayan house burried by jungle 🦇#batsbatsbats #iamthebatman El Classico photo at the ruins with @katewood88 😎#finallygotaphotoofher #mayanruins Unflattering photo whilst eating delicious food 🤷🏾‍♀️ #sodelicious #midbite #marquesitas #cheeseypost Still recovering from not being able to stop eating tacos because they were too delicious 🌮😋 #bulktacos #bulkjalapeños #elfogon #tacoalpastor #ftw Pristine AF. 🙌🏾#playadelcarmen #pristineaf #bluesky

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