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    From: Grinning and Bearing It To: Boutique Advisory Hello, I have a very annoying work colleague who CONSTANTLY gets away with not pulling her weight at work. Whilst the rest of us slave away to pick up the slack, this leech is busy sucking up to [...]
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    Minor incident in the bathroom which was disappointingly not poo related. Was in the cubicle doing my business – which includes not only bodily fluid excretion but also concurrent playing of Fruit Ninja on my iPhone – and the sensor lights went [...]
  • The best way to deal with parking and speeding fines

    You know you’re struggling when the most exciting thing to happen to you all month is the discovery of $15 fleece tights from Woolworths. So far this month, in addition to getting 4 parking fines [yes I heard that parking fines were actually the [...]
  • Doctor, doctor, give me the news already

    Due to an over-zealous attempt at being domestic and deciding to clean the bathtub, I now find myself once again back in the doctor’s waiting room with a bad back…admittedly it’s good to finally be vindicated and be able to tell my mum [...]
  • There’s only one question: What would Sheryl do?

    Recently I read Sheryl Sandberg’s, ‘Lean  In’ [Note it was completely intentional to link through to the Amazon link to this book so that you can purchase it IMMEDIATELY]. For those who are as thin as paper after living their entire life [...]

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The colours of this place are truly incredible - the ocean meets the red dirt 🏕️ #exmouthwa #ningaloostation (Also side note the camera on the Samsung is filter on these photos, just point and snap 😱)
Standard Erik and Arani escape to a cattle station to make up for months of being stuck in an office 🚙💨 #exmouthwa #vitamind #toomanyflies
5 years married 👫 I don't know what you were whispering but no doubt it was a joke I said that you then stole and repeated as your own #marriedlyf #nooriginaljokes
That day we attended the Inauguration 🇺🇸 😂 courtesy of Alex and @katewood88 #excellentphotoshop #trump #bestpresentever
3 of the best plus Erik in Cambodia 👯‍♂️👯‍♀️#angkorwhattttt #awesomefoursome #footmassageeveryday
So the whole ‘relax by the beach for a week’ was slightly interrupted by a typhoon 🌪 but luckily we were able to make a competition from just about anything to pass time #kingdomino #monopoly #pabuk
Siem Reap and the money shot from Angkor Wat. Awesome to see a man v nature battle with fig trees growing on and through stone 🧐 #angkorwat #siemreap
HNY 2019! I hope your new year is as happy as Erik is dancing/singing to Cardi B 🥳
Phnom Penh in Cambodia 🇰🇭 where we discovered tarantulas 🕷 taste like soft shell crab 🦀 , @fionaborrelli is a celebrity of sorts in SE Asia and little fish really tickle when eating the dead skin off your feet🐟
Fun Facts: Rottnest Island actually was named to translate to ‘Rat Island’ because the Dutch visitor is thought the quokkas were a giant rat 🐀 #ratnest #quokkalove
Stunning views and silly ‘pirates’. Out on a houseboat on the Hawkesbury River 🛶⛵️#houseboat #awkwardtoiletsituations
Peekaboo! 🤩 Potential album cover for when I release an album of annoying jingles that I sing incessantly to annoy Erik 💿🎤🎧#lubemobilewillcometoyou #comeinandseethegoodgoodgoodguys #131166pizzahutdelivery #jinglejangle

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