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    Guess what!? I’m baaaaaaaaaaaack! Time to call off the 200 German Shepherd search party led by the 3 not 4 star Army General, because I’m back bitches! [Sigh! It’s times like these that I really wish that I were famous and/or relevant enough [...]
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    I exceeded’s paywall within 13 minutes of the first day of operation which now means that I’ve got a month to not be up to date with news beyond headlines (so as far as I’m concerned Cher is also dead), calculate how long I think [...]
  • Smells like coffee, tastes like shit

    Due to a disgusting cough brought on by this disgustingly cold Melbourne weather, I found myself taking the day off from work and seated in a café eating breakfast. I did my obligatory ‘I’m sitting alone in a café’ freak out where I [...]
  • Shhh, it’s only quiet racism

    I’ve been thinking about all these racist taunts on public transport recently, and it reminded me of my old primary school drama teacher. Everyone seemed to know that she loved casting only cute, blonde girls (who were invariably white…c’mon, [...]
  • The super amazing power of meditation and mindfulness

    I’ve decided that 2017 is my year of self-improvement. Like when I’m 80 years old, I’d like to think back to 2017 and remember be like “dayuuuummm 2017 was where that chart of my self-improvement that I keep framed in my living room really [...]

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Horsing around with family in Wilderness 🌊 #westerncape #naturalwaterslide
We also went inland through the Karoo (desert-ish area) to Oudtschoorn 🏜️🐪 for something different #westerncape
Finally just a post dedicated to all the elephants we saw 🐘 I like to call this compilation "Elephants Doing Random Shit" and includes elephants: - not caring about traffic 🚦 - mud bathing 🐖 - being overprotective parents 👨‍👩‍👦 - snoozing on the road 💤 - weird mating rituals....😳 - having really bad itches 😒 And finally concludes with driving through a ridiculously large herd on the way to the airport 🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘
Kruger Day 2 safari saw seeing a pack of wild dogs 🐕 (endangered, very rare and crazy killing machines 😱 #shredders), some petrified hyenas nearby, a heard of impala just down the road none the wiser 🦌 🦓, and elephants mud bathing 🐘 🌊 #krugernationalpark
Kruger Day 1 safari 🐘 🦏 🦌 🦒 🐊 plus 🐆 🐃 🦁. Amazingly saw the "big five" before 9am! #bigfivesafari #krugernationalpark
Happy 2019 Christmas from the Du Plessis - Satgunaseelans - Brands - Mathees - Boonstras 🎄
Starting the Garden Route 🇿🇦 from the top of Table Mountain ⛰️ to the colours of Bo-Kaap 🌈 to a tipple in Stellenbosch 🍷(and a bit of Erik posing in between) #duplessat #southafrica
Downton Abbey by Team Vollardian 🌷 #downtonabbeystyle
We hit and we're out - 2.5 days in NYC 🌪️🗽 #babepiginthecity #newkidsinnewyork
Weekend lift seats with @hazmaz2 and @erikduplesssis #themillers #1940s 🔥🔥🔥
🏜️ nothing like a midday desert walk #somuchsweating #pinnacleswa #erikortintin
Very important to look the part and get the right photo before continually getting bogged in sand 🏄 #gnarly 🤙

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