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Honoured to be back at school to receive the 2018 Women Out There Fellowship, especially on a day when an old girl was elected as the first female Lord Mayor of Melbourne 💁🏾‍♀️. Was even impressed with my ability to recall all 4 verses and choruses of the school song #musclememory #blueblackandgold #plclegends #plcoca
Sunday swim 🏊‍♂️ Sydney, you sexy beast 😍 #saltwater #oldschoolpool
That awkward moment when you try to be nice and it blows up in your face 🤦🏽‍♀️ #idontknowyou #strangerlove
A trip to Freo wouldn’t be complete without a pilgrimage to the Bon Scott Statue / my greatest trivia moment (knowing where Bon is buried). We salute you Bon 🎸🤘🏾#acdc #pilgrimage
Fremantle at dusk 🙇🏾‍♀️ #nofilter #traintonowhere
At Erik’s art gallery *erghm* I meant offices. Walls and walls of amazing Australian artwork #newofficegoals #inspiringworkspaces
After 4 years of marriage, I’ve finally succumb and joined Erik’s fantasy footy league because he needed more people #notallheroeswearcapes Anyone know what to do? 🙈#nofuckingidea #thegoodwife
At the launch for @bumble_australia #bumblebizz 🐝💁🏽‍♀️ with my gal @siobhmct #swipegeneration
That time of year again...BBC Pride & Prejudice marathon 💁🏾‍♀️. This year I must admit I’m finding Lizzie really judgy and 🙄 #everyyearitgetsbetter #20yearsandcounting #prideandprejudice
That weird moment when you have to explain to the cleaner that the bag with white powder is not drugs, it’s the activating ingredient for your slime 🤓 🤓🤓#yesim31yearsold #ulimatestressrelief #notdrugs #justslime #slimes
I could keep watching this all day. 👀 The company that @letsnotandsaywedid and I started now on stage at the biggest Australian retail event. That logo that we created (and Bo actually made in photoshop) in lights, people knowing who Vollardian are...all a bit surreal. Good time to reflect and enjoy it (before heading back to the small biz grind 💪)
What else would you wear to a 3 year old’s birthday party 🎉? 🦖🦕#bestauntyever #tyrannosaurusarani

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