Advertisements
News Ticker
  • Too many arseholes, too little bullets

    Writing can be fucking hard. I’m writing this in past tense but this writers block is well and truly present. You see, in an effort to get re-inspired to write again I’ve so far resorted to so many tactics, tricks and basic magic to get myself [...]
  • How to face time at work like a boss

    I could not be border today (as in bored-er). I don’t understand why we need to sit here and surf the internet until what is considered a “normal” finish time. Apparently our employment contracts says that we must work all “reasonable [...]
  • BOUTIQUE ADVISORY: How to do SFA on a Friday afternoon

    From: Penny Pigeon To: Boutique Advisory Dear Boutique Advisory, I recently came across the saying that “only the mediocre perform at their best everyday”. Would you consider this an appropriate justification to my manager for wanting to do SFA [...]
  • Shhh, it’s only quiet racism

    I’ve been thinking about all these racist taunts on public transport recently, and it reminded me of my old primary school drama teacher. Everyone seemed to know that she loved casting only cute, blonde girls (who were invariably white…c’mon, [...]

Recent articles

Enter your email address to follow this blog and I promise not to spam you!

Join 256 other followers

Instagram

So the whole ‘relax by the beach for a week’ was slightly interrupted by a typhoon 🌪 but luckily we were able to make a competition from just about anything to pass time #kingdomino #monopoly #pabuk
Siem Reap and the money shot from Angkor Wat. Awesome to see a man v nature battle with fig trees growing on and through stone 🧐 #angkorwat #siemreap
HNY 2019! I hope your new year is as happy as Erik is dancing/singing to Cardi B 🥳
Phnom Penh in Cambodia 🇰🇭 where we discovered tarantulas 🕷 taste like soft shell crab 🦀 , @fionaborrelli is a celebrity of sorts in SE Asia and little fish really tickle when eating the dead skin off your feet🐟
Fun Facts: Rottnest Island actually was named to translate to ‘Rat Island’ because the Dutch visitor is thought the quokkas were a giant rat 🐀 #ratnest #quokkalove
Stunning views and silly ‘pirates’. Out on a houseboat on the Hawkesbury River 🛶⛵️#houseboat #awkwardtoiletsituations
Peekaboo! 🤩 Potential album cover for when I release an album of annoying jingles that I sing incessantly to annoy Erik 💿🎤🎧#lubemobilewillcometoyou #comeinandseethegoodgoodgoodguys #131166pizzahutdelivery #jinglejangle
My magnum of Reisling and I 😍 #lifecomplete #reislingwine
😱😱😱 I’ve been reading @womensagenda and forwarding article after article to male colleagues, counterparts and family, for years! So this is particularly special to be a Finalist for the Emerging Entrepreneur of the Year Award for the 2018 Women’s Agenda Leadership Awards. @letsnotandsaywedid and @siobhmct and the rest of Team V who aren’t on FB because they’re smart and of course @erikduplesssis have been massive drivers of making me believe I should be here and fighting that imposter syndrome and negative self-talk. My application focused on the fact that management consulting firms don’t deliver actual revenue/growth and the other fact that corporates can suck the life and talent out of some amazing people. It’s time to fuck this professional services industry up! 💪💪💪
Cycling in Rottnest Island and didn’t get so fed up cycling that I threw my bike in the water (it’s happened before) 🙏🏾. Rottnest Island actually used to be an underwater cave ⛰ system so now you have on shore salt water lakes that are pink 🏞💕🤓
Back home 🏠 straight to the Dudley #secondhome #lorddudley #jetlaggedfromperth
This is Tina the Giant Dog who is my new best friend 🐶 she loves treats, being called Tina Turner and not moving too much #love #moveovererik 😍

Read more