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What to do when you get asked to do a random research task…pretend to do it

February 20, 2012 // 0 Comments

So this morning my MD has asked me to look for [insert random, tiny, irrelevant research task which I know can’t be found because I’ve already looked, here], so I’m [...]

I have a confession…I just cried at work

February 12, 2012 // 0 Comments

I’m eating a can of beetroot for lunch today and I’m happy to admit that I have been truly impressed by said can of beetroot. Its such an underestimated vegetable that it [...]

When your director returns from the dead…I mean returns to work

January 27, 2012 // 0 Comments

Thanks to a well devised strategy to serve corporate greed, executed through cancelling my overbooked flight, I’ve managed to find myself spending Australia Day at the [...]

Preganant women make me want to hurl

January 24, 2012 // 0 Comments

Minor incident in the bathroom which was disappointingly not poo related. Was in the cubicle doing my business – which includes not only bodily fluid excretion but also [...]

Can’t Be Fucked (CBF) Syndrome is real and it’s reaching epidemic proportions

January 23, 2012 // 0 Comments

Today at work, I was reflecting on the old adage ‘Get Rich or Die Tryin’. It might be the years of corporate greed that’s starting to seep into my bloodstream, but [...]

All the smart kids are getting stuck in traditional professions and are miserable

January 18, 2012 // 0 Comments

So today is the start of the new work year, yet unlike the start of a new school year there’s no new, freshly contacted text books or new stationery to help ease the blow. [...]

How to face time at work like a boss

December 21, 2011 // 0 Comments

I could not be border today (as in bored-er). I don’t understand why we need to sit here and surf the internet until what is considered a “normal” finish time. [...]